Thurston Moore Black Hole

My dog's name is Thurston. Thurston Moore Beach. He's a mix of black lab, great dane, rottweiler, maybe pit bull, and gorilla. We got him at the SPCA a few years ago. He's a very sweet dog and has never barked. Here's the thing. He loves to sleep with Jane and I in our bed. But when he does, he curls up and all matter and light are sucked into his gravitational pull. It's like sleeping with a 125 pound baby. Dense as can be. I'm a sucker for letting him stay there. But every time he inevitably squeezes one of us out. I'll never learn though. I love that dog.